Few contemporary “novels” have been parodied quite as much as Fifty Shades of Grey. We’ve had Fifty Sheds of Grey, Fifty Shades of O.J, and Fifty Shades of Black just to name a few. Hilarious. All of them. But of all the variations that we’ve come across so far (no pun intended), none come close to being as funny as 50 Nerds of Grey.
The Twitter account has amassed over 200k followers and it’s easy to see why when you read the nerd-infused erotica. It’s totally safe for work so you can read it at your desk. The only thing you have to worry about is having to explain to your boss why you’re laughing so much. So for those of you who complain about the Fifty Shades trilogy, don’t. After all, we wouldn’t have comedy brilliance like this without it.
“Smack that bottom!”
We love BDSM, too.
A weakness for bad boys does this.
Be adventurous.
Are you ready to play?
The pain is real.
This is the height of depravity.
HARDER.
Do you need to be punished?
“When I’m done you won’t be able to sit down for days.”
Talking dirty. Real dirty.
A different type of booty call.
Role-play at its best.
“It’s never going to fit!”
Experimenting.
When you’re with someone experienced.
NO THE PAIN IS TOO MUCH.
Don’t forget the safe word, kids.
This one probably isn’t a joke.
Be daring with your partners.
